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asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

Goddammit Odin

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nudityandnerdery:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

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DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

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I just imagine him yelling at the TV like

"thanks to new developments from Stark Industries, personally researched by Tony Stark—"

"DOCTOR Tony Stark!"

"There should be a doctor in there somewhere."

I imagine he’s also tried to get at least one of these doctorates awarded to Doctor Iron Man.

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u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

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you taste just like
Every song
I can’t get out of my head
I wish I could lose that,
could forget the way you sound
instead you are on a record
looping over and over again
and I cannot stand it.

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bruceykinns:

daunt:

Always my favorite because the “External inertial dampener” IS A SPACE VERSION OF A FUCKING PARKING BREAK.

GDI PIKE these young fresh academy kids do not get your awesome jokes.

from the original script:

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copperbadge:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

There’s actually a spectacular fanfic that deals really well with this: The Medley Of Elan Vital.

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babygoatsandfriends:


Today I am lambsitting. He’s 4 days old. The mum had twins and rejected him. He’s doing well on bottles though. :) (source)

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We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.

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orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

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shutupshea:

Hans: A Summary

the sequel

(partial credit to jamie)

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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pyropethejudge:

twilian:

jellyfisher2:

So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave

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oMFG

im doing this

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