Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pm
Geoff: No, you’re all still mine
Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in a good way)*
"I want a story with non-sexualized lesbians!"
"I want a story where gender and sexuality is neutral!"
"I want a story with well-developed characters with realistic flaws!"
"I want a story with good/conflicted villians!"
"I want a story with a lot of shipping possibilities!"
"I want a story with a fuck ton of meow cats!"
"I want a story-"
"I want a number four meal with-"
"I’m sorry, no, I was ordering a-"
"Ma’am would you please stop showing me a picture of a green hou-"